whaddup whaddup whaddup.

yo.

that's what i said.

it's tuesday and i just got back from doing a little community service. i put up four christmas trees and decorated those motherfuckers as well. it really sucked balls.

i just had a bologna sandwich and some barbecue chips. it was bad ass. i always take a piece of bologna and put a slice of cheese on it and nuke it for a minute. the bologna curls up around the cheese and shit. it's fucking cool. then i put on three slices of tomato and some french's yellow mustard. you know that shit is good, yo. washed it down with some minute maid pink lemonade and called it lunch. word.

got a little stevie ray vaughn on.

well, it's floodin' down in texas
all of the telephone lines are down

i remember when i was about five or six years old, i got a bicycle from santa claus for christmas. it just happened to be my next door neighbor's old bike and he got a brand new one. my parents tried to paint it differently hoping i wouldn't recognize it, but my dickhead friend said, "hey, how do you like my old bike?". he was an asshole.
anyway, my parents told me that they worked out a deal with fucking santa claus and shit. what a couple of lying cheapskates my parents were.....

my friend's name was michael and he was two years older than me. anyway, when i got to grade school i would see him in the halls and he would act like he didn't even know me. fucking ass. so, i told all his friends that he wet the bed all the time. ................which he did.

cocksucking bedwetting bitch.....

oh fuck....

what else?.......

i was over at my brother's house the other day and i saw they had some johnson's baby shampoo in the bathroom when i went in there to take a shit. they have a three year old daughter named hannah. anyway, i started thinking about baby shampoo and how it doesn't irritate your eyes and burn like hell. now, if there is some kind of chemical that prevents your eyes from burning that they put in there, why can't they just put it in all the fucking shampoos. are babies the only ones who don't like their fucking eyes burning and shit? goddamn.

okay, i am a little disappointed in the egroup, to be honest. there is no fucking conversations going on and absolutely no questions for king bignoggan. i haven't even been emailed any questions. what the fuck is going on with you fucks? i just keep giving and giving and all you want is more entertainment for you pathetic little lives. well fuck that. fuck this. fuck you. fuck me. fuck everyone. fuck it.

i was reading some more shit about michael jackson in the paper and they had his mugshot pic in there. holy fucking shit batman. he looks like the goddamn joker.


have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?


i said, "oh, hey you, who said that? baby how you been.",

dig it,

scott