man,

i am fucking pissed.

fucking pissed off.


about having to be scrounging around for my next meal,
how does it feel?

like a rolling stone. that's how.

i never looked around to the see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all came down and did tricks for you.

dude, i don't even know if my motherfucking blogger thing is working or not. i guess i'll just keep typing and hopefully it will not be lost in the fucking vacuumous black hole that is the goddamn internet.

sometimes i wished i lived back in the old west days. i would just roam from town to town and drink whiskey and play poker and shoot motherfuckers who cheated and shit. they would call me vinny the kid.

got some dylan on and refreshing my memory on why he's a bad motherfucker. sometimes i forget.

here is an assignment for all you dumbasses.
especially you fools who can't name five bob dylan songs and then say you don't get dylan. idiots.

i want you to go listen intently to the next five bob dylan songs and try and learn the words exactly.

1. visions of johanna
2. it's alright ma, i'm only bleeding
3. tangled up in blue
4. jokerman
5. ring them bells


if after learning these, you still don't get bob dylan and don't recognize him as the undisputed greatest poet and songwriter of all-time, then you should never come back to my site again because you are nothing but fertilizer. hopefully soon you will rot into the ground and decompose and something useful can feed off your corpse.

that reminds me....

i was thinking about graveyards the otherday.........

i think we should just do away with fucking graveyards and cemetaries altogether. if we keep putting our dead in these sacred places that are off-limits, then eventually we are going to run out of space to live. okay.....that is a no-brainer. i shouldn't even have to explain that.

we should just have a giant furnace we put all corpses in. then the smoke and haze of all the dead will just disappear into the universe. i don't mind burying them, just not in a cemetary. if we're going to bury them, we should at least grind them up into fertilizer and try to grow some shit.

oh dude. do you know what kind of people i hate more than anyone in the world. those motherfuckers who put "NO" on the orgran donor checklist on their driver's license. how fucking pathetically dark of a soul do you have to have to not let a blind man see or a deaf man hear or to just plain let someone die because your dead fucking corpse is more important than a living being. i think at the dps, if a person checks no on the organ donor list, they are to be immediately shot down like wild hogs and fed to the lions.
just an opinion, though. it may be a little too radical for some of you, but i promise the world would be a better place.

elimination of all the fucking pricks and cunts in one fail swoop.


think about it.

better yet,......................

imagine,


scott