ho ho ho,

three ho's.

where's my ho at?

well, merry christmas to everyone. i hope you all got what you wanted and celebrated the alleged date of Christ's birth by contributing to capitalism and buying a bunch of unnecessary shit for people you don't really like anyway. as you might have expected, i'm really in the christmas spirit. traffic, malls, decorating ridiculous trees, wrapping presents, endless fucking christmas music on the radio, a never ending supply of shitty christmas movies....oh please, give me more.


i just watched the biography on A&E last night about santa claus.

santa claus.......there's a good one.

a fat dude who lives at the north pole surrounded by elves making toys year round, and a stable full of flying reindeer led by one with a red nose who was made fun of by the other reindeer and they wouldn't even let him play in the reindeer games. fucking asshole reindeer. what kind of fucking games do reindeer play anyway? if i was rudolph, i would have said, "hey fuck your stupid games. i'm gonna go smoke some of santa's weed." anyway, this obese fatbody, santa claus, keeps a list of all the children in the world labeling them naughty or nice and delivers toys to a billion little whining selfish brats who don't deserve shit by coming down their chimney. i always wondered how this fat ass who obviously weighs upwards of 350 pounds fits his lard ass down the chimney. and why does everyone leave milk and cookies for this poor man who obviously has a weight problem and a long night of work? we should probably leave him xenadrine pills or lines of cocaine. yeah, that's a good idea. we should all leave santa a couple of rails of coke to snort. just a thought.
he could get his work done quicker and shed a few pounds in the process.

well, i'm going to my mother's house in a few hours to fill myself full of turkey and dressing and say hi to my family and leave as quickly as possible to start drinking my christmas cocktails. i will be spreading my christmas cheer tonight at the wreck room and i'm kinda looking forward to it. it should be a blast. i just have a feeling.

alright then.


i'm getting my kiddos tomorrow for the weekend and i don't know if i'll post again until next week. if i don't, i wish you all a very merry and safe christmas.

stay cool forever,

scott