hello motherfuckers,

how are you doing today? i know right.

i just got back from another realm of evolution on the planet J-47 Hexxagonia.

they told me to tell you to fuck off.

don't worry, i lied for you guys and told them that you were'nt all fucking morons with no reason for existence.
they told me that i could bring 100 others like me to be raised as pets on their planet. i can assure you that it is a better existence than you are rapidly using up. who want's to come?

i will take applications immediately.......


yeah whatever....

dude, i've gotta go play some hitman 2 and shit.

what?

yeah, that's what i thought.


scott