good morning class,


it's good to see you this morning. today we will be discussing "writing" in scottcopeland101.

alright then.

(in the voice of my english professor in college)

"i have already made the point in the past to tell you the golden rule of lyric writing and i hope you all remember what it is. i will refresh your little pigmy brains once again. "SAY SOMETHING OR SHUT THE FUCK UP".

i want you to realize that this lyric writing golden rule can be applied to all forms of writing, not just lyric writing. it is to be applied to essay writing, movie reviews, emails, mathematical equation procedures, and anything else you can think of concerning writing. it is not only the lyric writing golden rule but the golden rule of all writing. write this down in your notebooks. it will be on the test at the end.

"SAY SOMETHING OR SHUT THE FUCK UP"

that is it class. see you next time. remember we're taking next week off for national secretary's week. alright. be cool."


scene out........


dude, that was fun......

okay what else?

i'm going to make another point that i would like you to comprehend.
i think there is a stereotypical belief in most of sociey that college professors cradle student athletes and that they are given special treatment due to the fact that are athletes. in my experience, the opposite is true.

while i was in college, the majority of the professors despised jocks. couldn't fuck stand us and would do anything in their power to humilate us in front of others. fucking nerdy ass professor's who act like they are so much better than us because they have dedicated their lives to "Political Science" and are so ambitious that they had to fucking teach everyone about it and call it a job. yeah, professors are some incredibly bold explorers. they should somehow get to attain another status level cascading from the middle class because of their work. they work 3 hours a day and spend the rest in their suberbian home playing with their fucking cats and shit, smoking dope and watching the discovery channel.

i remember my "philosophy 101" professor. what a fucking dick......
he thought that he was fucking socrates and shit.

now, come on.... what would you rather get rid of in society more? college philosophy professors or college football.

if your answer was "college philosophy professors", then you would be 100 percent correct.

those motherfuckers need to get their puny little priorities in order.


okay, i'm going to take you back a ways to the OJ Simpson Trial.

i don't know if you can remember this, but when they asked OJ what he pleaded on two counts of murder in the first he said, "Absolutely Positively 100 percent NOT GUILTY".

if that was in the courtroom of JUDGE BIGNOGGAN it would have been over right then.

I would have said, "how long did it take you to come up with that fucking bullshit, you dumb motherfucker. this court needs no further time whatsoever. you are guilty as fuck, cocksucker. i sentence you to be ravaged by lions in the coliseum tomorrow at high noon. court dismissed. "

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i see that there was a question for KING BIGNOGGAN on the egroup from ekorts2003. he asked, "who should die a slower, more painful death.......robert tilton, toby keith, michael jackson? very good question, my son.

however, the answer is very obvious. ROBERT FUCKING TILTON. i will give a little margin for error to michael jackson's fucked upness, due to the fact that his life has been pretty fucked since he was about 3. robert tilton, on the other hand, is just a lying, manipulating demon. he should be charged with fucking murder. no telling how many fucking old people have given him their last dollar thinking that they were buying faith and instead he was buying a new fucking suit and manicure. now, i've told you i don't believe in hell, but if i did, there would be a special place for that cocksucker. Ezekial 13:1-3 says "Then this message came to me from the Lord. "Son of man, speak against the false prophets of Israel who are inventing their own prophecies. Tell them to listen to the word of the Lord. This is what the Sovereign Lord says: Destruction is certain for false prophets who are following nothing but their own imaginations and have seen nothing at all. These prophets of yours are like jackals digging around in the ruins. they have done nothing to strengthen the breaks in the walls around the nation. they have not helped it to stand firm in the the battle on the day of the Lord. instead, they have lied and said, 'my message is from the Lord'"


you may sit......

the King and high priest of Bignogganland has spoken.


thank you for your question.


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okay fools, i'm out like a lightbulb yo.


scott