dude......

i don't even know if this motherfucker is working or not. my blogger deal is all fucked up and shit. i just saw that one of my old posts came up today and it was from last friday.

i apologize..... it's not my fucking fault.


i've had much to say that has been forgotten and therefore should probably have not been mentioned anyway.
so everything's cool...


i digging on some lyle lovett. he's fucking top shelf.

i've heard people say, "can you believe his ugly ass fucked julia roberts and shit.".......

well, the answer is yes i can believe it. that motherfucker is smooth as silk. julia roberts was probably sucking his dick while he was playing his guitar in their bedroom every night. you know this. i shouldn't even have to explain it to you. not only did lyle lovett fuck julia roberts, he married the bitch and then cheated on her. do you understand? he cheated on her. think about it.

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twenty minutes later....

alright then. yesterday i was watching the $25,000 pyramid and who are the fucking celebrity guests, you ask? fucking tracy byrd and jo dee messina. yeah, you heard me. holy fucking shit.

i was like, how fucking low can country music go. it has got to stop. the fucking pyramid. give me a break.

imagine this........george jones and tanya tucker as guest celebrities on the pyramid. they would both show up drunk as balls and all pillfucked and shit. now that would be entertainment, ladies and gentleman.


thank you very much.....


i'll be here all week.


please don't forget to tip your barmaids and waitresses.


peace,


scott