ladies and gentlemen........

hear yee hear yee.

it's that time again.

what time is it?, you say.

it motherfucking time for another installment of my thought's that have the entire world in a stir.

yeah whatever................


okay people, i'm a little nervous now.

i attended the red dirt music awards on sunday in tulsa and at least a dozen people told me they read my thoughts.

i don't know if i can handle the pressure to deliver now.

i may have to quit this shit.

i don't know if you know this or not, but i've never done anything that i said was gonna do.

i'm what you would call a slacker.


(the voice of my father)

"far better it is to dare mighty things than to take rank with those poor timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat. do you know who that is, son? that's teddy roosevelt......
now get off your lazy ass and do something with your life."


okay dad.


man, the awards show were very cool. they just ended yesterday i think.

what a great idea........nominate and invite a bunch of musicians to an awards show and give them free beer for fourteen hours. why didn't i think of that?

okay, i'm gonna host my own awards show next year.


it's gonna be called, "THE KICKASS MOTHERFUCKING AWARD SHOW".

yeah, this is gonna be great.

the biggest award is presented at the end and it is called the "QUAHEENAS". it goes to the artist who most closely personifies all things "QUA".

what is Quaheenas? you may ask.

"QUAHEENAS" means fucking kick ass. you know what i'm saying. it means fucking cool as a motherfucker. that's what i'm saying.

so then i present the award at the end of the show and i present it to myself. yeah dude. i win the award every year and then there is this big bad ass jam and all the musicians play "Nothing to Do" for like two hours and all the crowd fills up the stage with flowers and panties and i'm carried off the stage on the shoulders of everyone and then they throw me into a pool of beer..........

you've gotta have goals.


anyway, what else?


ol wacky mac got us up to play a few songs in stillwater and even threw us some bones for a hotel room. it was fun. i don't think anyone liked us, but what do they know? fuck em.

i also saw kevmo. he even played some bongos with us. it tripped me out because i thought i was just hearing bongos in my brain and shit.

well, i'm off to stephenville today with scott boland. i'm really looking forward to the show and i hope a few people show up. we'll be throwing some new stuff at ya trying to get ready for the studio sessions next week.

i need to get some stuff done today.

i'll holler at you fools later.


yeah, yeah, yeah, wooooooo

brown sugar, how come you taste good?


bye,

scott