good day sunshine,............


i'm just piddlin' around. watching a little president's cup, washing some dishes, pondering, cranking the stones, dipping snuff, spitting, drinking kool-aid, eating sandwiches, chipping golf balls in the yard, questioning my existence, showering, doing the moonwalk in my socks on the hardwood floor in the den, reading the Da Vinci Code, feeding the cat, listening to 19 messages on my cell phone, working on a song for five minutes, talking to my brother, wondering about several different things that i can't remember now, reading the newspaper, drinking dr.peppers, smoking one camel cigarette, walking around the block because i thought it felt good, considering posting another thought, and actually executing that plan is what i've done today...........

so don't be telling me i don't do nothing. i'm a fucking workaholic. i just can't seem to slow down.


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twenty minutes later......


everybody focus.

i've got some important news to tell you.


i must leave now. for good.

i have been summoned by the intergalactic supreme court and i must depart for zygon immediately. there is some work i must do of the which the outcome is potentially disasterous to the universe as we know it. or rather i should say, the universe as I know it. please wish me luck. your very lives depend on it.

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thirty minutes later....


okay, don't worry. i took care of it. you are all safe........for now.


i get so disappointed sometimes because people don't realize how much they owe me. i am forbidden to share with you little brains, the information i withhold. part of the process of learning it, is experiencing it. hopefully one day, you all will see the light.


i met a divorcee in new york city and she tried to take me upstairs for a ride.



gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues,


scott