you know,

mcclure told me when i first got this website, "fuck having a guestbook, that just gives all the fucking morons out there a chance to excrete their ridiculous opinions on your dime". well, it turns out he was right. i should have known better. i've been called a god-hater, an atheist, a racist, a fat ass(which i kinda am), and now a pediphile. jesus christ alfonso, you got to be fucking kidding me.

now i'm sure you're smarter than to ever introduce yourself to me in person, because you know i'll wipe the floor with your dumbass. this fatbodied drunk will kick the fuck out of you and you know it. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.
i do have some connections in oklahoma and you better hope i don't find out who you are, jackass. your life must be a pathetically sad joke to keep coming back and reading my thoughts day after day. now, i'm sure your sources in the underground pediphilia world are vast and nationwide, but how fucking dare you accuse me of pediphilia on my own website. you must have some kind of balls to say shit like that. i have two children of my own and i can only hope they never read that bullshit. fuck off for good. you can take some satisfaction, however, in knowing that you have caused me to destroy the guestbook altogether. i hope you are happy. cocksucker.

alright then. for the rest of you. i'm sorry that it had to be done, but there is no way i'm gonna let some fucking retard fuck up my good time. if any of you know who alfonso is, please email me promptly and i will give you all of my cd's as well as a t-shirt. that is about all i can offer as a reward for this dickhead. i hope that it works.

fucking asshole. goddamn cocksucking faggitt ass bitch. go to hell motherfucker.

alright. i think i got that out of my system. and again, i apologize to all of you who have used the guestbook properly and have asked good questions for the king to answer and have even at times amused him. i just see no other way around it. the king has been angered and alfonso had to banished from the kingdom for good. let it be known throughout the land, alfonso is a cocksucker and there is a price on his head. bring me the head of alfonso on a silver platter and you shall gain all the riches of the kingdom.

for those of you who are wondering, if you want to ask king bignoggan a question now, you must use the egroup. i should have done that a long time ago, anyway. okay fine.

well, i'm sorry this post has been all negative. i promise to do better tomorrow. i am looking forward to getting back to being myself again and actually talking about issues that matter. i have to go now. i'm late for a gig at Mchenry's.

also, i'm sorry to all those gamblers out there who lost on my eagles prediction. they should have covered easily, but they forgot to play the last three minutes.

see you guys later.

Cubs win, cubs win, cubs win!

scott