okay peeps,

it's another installation of my thoughts and i'm sure you are all extremely excited to read what i may ramble on about today. i know i am.........i still don't know what i'm going to say. that's the fun of it. even as i type now, it's a mystery.

i'll just continue pushing keys until something pops up in my brain. dude, i can type pretty fast for a guy. does that sound sexist? i can't help it if it does. it's just a fact that more women type fast than do men. some may say it's because of some kind of motor skills that women possess, but you all know that is bullshit. it is because they have to learn how to type fast so they can get a job working for us men. word.

when i die i want the song, "Ring them Bells" played at my funeral.

yesterday i went to the omni theatre with roger ray. we saw some movie about helicopters. i had to borrow a dollar because i only had 6. that's pretty sad.

my neighbor across the street died last week. he was an elderly black man and the only cool neighbor that we have. he had a stroke and his family decided to take him off of life support. he used to sit out on his porch and we would talk for a while. i spend a lot of my time sitting on the porch smoking cigarettes and drinking dr. peppers. he enjoyed smoking weed as well. he was the oldest of 11 children and i met a couple of his brothers and they were just a few years older than me. he was a cool guy and i'm gonna miss him.

okay, all rise the honorable king bignoggan will ask a question from the little brains. this question was from goddess robyn on the egroup.

it asked what 5 famous people i would have locked in a closet for eternity never to be seen or heard from again.
and it also wanted me to specify why i would choose the said five.

"first of all, thank you for your question. i enjoy top five type questions. however, you're question is extremely difficult and i'm having a hard time narrowing it down to five. i may have to include some ties. also, don't ever ask me why. who i choose in my top five lists are self explanatory and should be considered as law throughout the kingdom. however, this one time i will let you slide and give you some reasons as to why i choose who i choose.

1. Toby Keith

reason: does the word "duh" mean anything to you.

2. tie: Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears

reason: Justin Timberlake is a fraudelent no talent who has absolutely nothing to contribute to society and yet for some reason he is on my television everyday. britney spears, on the other hand, is pleasant to look at, but is a lying fucking whore who has turned every girl in the country under the age of 12 into slutty dressing prostitutes and she should be held accountable. she even had the audacity to say she's a virgin. yeah right. so am i...............fucking french kissing madonna on national television. and to think that people thought elvis was the devil. for that matter throw in madonna too. she's a fucking shock value bitch who has more money than god, but still finds the time to make jeans commercials. i would leave britney and madonna off of the list if they would quit acting like they are singers and actresses and just be what they are............fuck objects.

3. Rush limbaugh

reason: he should probably be number two, but i'm just going off of the top of my head here. i was tempted to leave him off the list anyway, seeing that he may never be heard from again after he exposed himself as the racist, elitist, hypocrite that he is and always has been.

4. tie: kenny chesney, chris cagle, montgomery gentry, the rascal flatts, brooks and dunn, blake shelton, and of course garth brooks.

reason: oh my god. watch cmt for one hour and figure it out for yourself. have you seen the chris cagle video, "Chicks dig it"? holy fucking shit batman. that has to be the most repulsive thing i've ever seen in my fucking life. montgomery gentry.........i have yet to touch on them in previous posts, but in no way does that mean that my hatred for them is not everpresent. they are a disgustingly bad brooks and dunn and brooks and dunn sucks balls. anyone who would want to emulate them must be considered incredibly stupid and obviously should never be seen or listened to again. fuck them all.

5. all republican politicians

reason: they are unsympathetic racists, liars and biggots.

you may sit. king bignoggan has spoken.


well, i guess that will about do it for today. i need to write my daughter a letter. we correspond weekly and she has a lot of questions she wants answered.

she actually asked me if i love my gigs more than her last week. i said, "not the gigs that i get."

just kidding. i didn't really say that. i remember when i was a kid, i thought my dad knew everything. now that i'm a father, i realize how much shit you just make up on the fly.

take it easy fools.

i see that the egroup has reached 101 members and i'm extremely proud of me. i mean you. i'll try and think of something cool we can do together. i still like my idea of a mushroom camping trip together. it will all make sense soon. i promise.

catch ya on the flip side yo,

scott