good afternoon, my fellow americans.

i want to congratulate you on electing conan the barbarian as governor of one our most influential states in the union. jesus christ, people.

we cannot keep electing professional wrestlers and human cyborgs to govern us. do you understand that this is not some fucking middle school student council election?

please join me in my fight against ridiculousness.

need i remind you that arnold scharznegger spent the better part of his adult life eating steroids like candy and pumping himself up until he looked like a goddamn freak of nature. is that really who you want as a leader? goddamnit.

okay people, the topic of the day is 'greatest blues guitar player of all-time.'

i will start the discussion off by saying that stevie ray vaughn is the best blues guitarist that ever walked the face of the earth, and if you say someone else is better then i will immediately label you as a fucking moron whose opinion should never even be considered an opinion. and i will never listen to anything you have to say on further discussions concerning music in general.

no, that is really not true. there are a few people you could say that wouldn't make me laugh in your face. for example, you could say jimi hendrix or eric clapton and i wouldn't have my intelligence insulted.

however, if they were to be in an all-star guitar duel with srv, they would get their fucking heads cut off.
okay, fine.

stevie ray vaughn played the guitar with his cock.

not to change the subject, but i've noticed lately that three words have been coming up quite frequently in descriptions of yours truly and i thought i would address them individually.

i am being called pompous, vulgar, and controversial quite regularly.

first off, pompous.

okay, i am pompous. you got me on that one.

secondly, vulgar.

i am not vulgar. i just have an undying love for the word fuck. it is the most powerful word in the english language and i am not going to be afraid to embrace it's magnificence. it is fucking awesome. experience it's fucking power.
FUCK. yeah.

also, i could quit cussing if i wanted to, but i just see no reason to. it would be completely too boring.

finally, controversial.

being controversial is when you say something that is debatable. there is no debate here. everything i say is completely true and wonderfully correct.
how soon you forget.

"People say i give them hell. I just give them the truth and they think it's hell." -----harry s. truman

true dat, h.s.

gotta go now.

got some shit to do.

yeah right.

fuck you.

whatever,

scott