what's going on up in this ho? shit.

i know it's been a few days since i posted, but i was starting to get a little sick of you motherfuckers. if you only knew how close you were to being cut off from the truth that i speak, you would all shut your pieholes and listen up.

okay, i need to address a few issues on this post. it's not gonna be all fun and games.

first, you fucking pathetic leeches need to quit using my guestbook as some kind of personal chatroom for your sad attempts at humor. get your own goddamn websites and start your own fucking guestbooks.

my guestbook is for two purposes and two purposes only.

1. to tell me how bad ass i am and to tell me how much you dig my shit. and also to thank me for existing and making your sad little worlds a better place.

2. to respectfully ask to have your questions answered by KING BIGNOGGAN


there are no other reasons to post anything on there. if you are sitting at work or home right now thinking, "fuck him, i'll post whatever i want". then you need to consider how fucking horrible you will feel when i quit altogether and blame you for it. dozens and dozens of people all over the country will be looking for you to stomp your dumbass in the ground. i don't think that is what any of you want, so knock off the bullshit.

it's about 8:00 on saturday night and i'm getting ready to go see mmb tonight at woody's. i'm looking forward to it. i need to give him a copy of the songs we're going to record in november so he can mull them over and throw his expertise two cents in. otherwise, i probably wouldn't go. i always get in trouble at woody's.

i saw a great movie the other day. it's called "American Splendor". i went with roger ray. that's starting to be a regular thing with us. it's nice not to have a day job, i guess. he's also started giving me some guitar lessons and trying to open up a side of my brain that i've never used before and it's starting to scare me a little.

i went to my son's football game today and he scored three touchdowns and led his team to a 46 - 6 victory. yeah, you know that shit's right. chip off the old block.
for all you daddy's out there, whenever my son says to your son, "my daddy can kick your daddy's ass", you better believe that shit. word.
All rise. the honorable and omnipotent
king bignoggan will address michelle's question today because that is the only question he can remember right now.

my favorite nfl players by position are:

QB - Joe Montana
RB - Barry Sanders and Earl Campbell
WR - Drew Pearson, Golden Richards
TE - Jay Novacek
OL - Conrad Dobler
DL - Randy White
ILB - Dick Butkus, Mike Singletary
OLB - Lawrence Taylor
Corner - Lester Hayes
Safety - Ronnie Lott
Kicker - I hate all kickers
Punter - I hate all punters

those are some bad ass motherfuckers right there. word.

you may all sit. king bignoggan has spoken.

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another point i need to make is that i have received yet another award. the fw weekly had their "Best of 2003" issue and i won "the most underrated musician" award as voted on by the readers......
i didn't even know i was rated at all.

well, i'm gonna go be cool like i always am.

lick on it,

scott