whaddup yo, whaddup yo,.....shit...

i was just watching some deal on VH1 about the history of hip hop and a behind the scenes look at the deejay's and the rapper's world....

yeah, i know right.....

anyway, they were talking about why they shoot each other all the time and shit because just recently jay-zee or mc j or big poppa d jamming in the hizouse snoopy snoop triple L motherfucking master man from the funk town just shot a 16 year old kid or something......

no wait, it wasn't him....it was his brother. yeah, you know what i meant....

anyway, i was doing some pondering while these guys were talking about, "that's how you get respected is by disrespecting the other motherfuckers and shit. it occurred to me that if these fuckers would learn an instrument they may have a little less time to be shooting each other and shit. just a thought, though.....

i appreciate rap for the most part and even have several rap records. i dig snoop dogg and eminem and the fucking beastie boys and shit. and ice t, I grew up listening to some fucking run dmc. word yo. My Adidas.

why don't some of the country artists start shooting each other and shit?...... like toby's gang and natalie's gang start fucking assasinating the shit out of each other. that would be fucking cool.

so anyway, what the fuck else is going on?

oh, i see on the egroup that someone has asked why i'm doing service for the community and i'm not embarrassed to tell you guys.....

i was arrested for internatiol drug trafficking and conspiracy to commit mass genecide...
no just kidding.

i was really arrested for impersonating an officer and sodomy.......no just kidding.

i was really arrested for failure to communicate.

no for real dough, like a dildo...

see i could be a rapper...

i was really arrested for dwi first offense and evading the police in a motor vehicle. the second one is a felony. i have 140 hours of community service and i'm on probation for 5 years.

ain't it great to be me.


(say that again, but this time sing it.)


"ain't it great to be me".....

now kids, i would like to say do not drink and drive. "you can't afford it"........that's fucking a right.

i'm fixing to go eat some mexican food.

i love shit about serial killers. i don't really know why, but i think it's cool as hell. i think i would be a bad ass serial killer. but it sucks because you really have to get caught to get any of the credit......

why do all these motherfuckers fight over life in prison or the death penalty....if i got life in prison, i'm gonna let ya'll know now,,,,,,go ahead and kill me. preferably with lethal injection. okay thanks.

that reminds me of a joke.....

this little v.p from enron gets sentenced to 20 years in prison and he's scared to death that he's gonna get anally raped every night and be someone's bitch........sure enough when he gets put in his cell, his cellmate is the biggest baddest meanest motherfucker in the whole joint and he's got these huge biceps with tattoos all the way up and down his arms and shit.

so anyway, the enron dude gets in his bunk and the big guy says, "hey boy, let's play house".

and the enron dude replies, "no thank you. i appreciate the offer, though".

the badass goes, "i'll let you be the momma or the daddy".....

then the enron guy thinks to himself, "well i guess i better take him up on that offer while i still can."

"Okay, i'll be the daddy".

then the cellmate says, "Well get over here and suck momma's dick".


that shit's funny. goddamn.......

well, i better let you go. i'm laughing too hard to type right now........


huh?

yeah, that's what i thought bitch,


scott