good morning fucksticks,

it's a beautiful sunday morning and i'm a little hungover from last night's escapades. i had a good time, i think. at least ferrell told me i did.
mike's band did a good job and it was great to see all the guys. thanks for getting me in free.

okay, i guess i need to address Todd at aintsobright. i appreciate your post and i have done like you suggested and thought about it, and here is what i came up with.

first of all, eat a bag of shit.

secondly, what the fuck are you talking about biting the hand that feeds me? do you think i'm getting paid for this shit? goddamn. you and all the other people who read my thoughts and guestbook don't pay a fucking dime to me. i pay for this website. fuck you very much. i seriously doubt you own any of my cd's or have ever been to a show at all, so as much as i appreciate your advice, i'm going to keep doing this any fucking way i want to. okay, fine.
when i started doing this, i had almost no money at all and guess what, i still have almost no money at all. and if you think i care if you ever read my shit again or buy a cd or come to a show, then you are sadly mistaken. you and everyone else like you, can kiss my hairy fat ass for all i give a fuck.
word.

and for the rest of you......

you can all kiss my fucking ass too. everyone seems to think they know what's best for me, but yet somehow i've managed to attract hundreds and hundreds of readers to my website all by my lonesome. i wonder why that is........

maybe it's because i'm so goddamn funny.

or maybe it's because i'm such a good writer.

or maybe it's because i don't give a fuck.

or maybe it's because i say things that you all think but don't have the balls to say.

it could be dozens of things, but one thing i know for sure is that it has nothing to do with you, todd. or alfonso, or rachel or twinmom, so lick it.

so when you all come back to read this, which i know you will, do us all a favor and make it your last time. biting the hand that feeds me. goddamn, that is the most ridiculous bullshit i've ever heard.

and as far as me being "tired/busy/lazy"...
i'll fucking post my thoughts whenever i feel like it and you and everyone else will read them whenever i post them. that is how it works, jackass.

you know, at one time, i remember thinking that i'm gonna run out of shit to talk about on here, but now i'm much more positive about it because i have realized that there are so many fucking idiots out there who have nothing better to do than comment on MY thoughts on MY guestbook and give me plenty of topics to discuss. i sincerely appreciate it.

well, i'm gonna go be lazy. i may do that tomorrow, too.

the cowboys are on at 3.

my prediction:

cowboys 23 jets 13

talk to you jackasses later,

fuck around,

scott