good morning and shit.

it's about 6:30 in the morning, and my ribs hurt and i can't sleep. fucking sucks ass.

so, i read that some of my loyal generals have posted some questions for king bignoggan. that is very good and i'm proud of you. however, the only question i will be answering is from jessica and that's because she's the only one that addressed me as king bignoggan. all letters from now on, should start with "Dear King Bignoggan" or they won't be considered for royal thought. okay then.

now, jessica.....

after about 5 minutes of thought, i have come up with an answer for you.

i think the wisest toy we could have sent the arabs IS a barbie doll. to liberate them quickly, it is of utmost concern that we show the women that it is okay to show ass and cleavage as much as possible. we liberated men dig that shit. i figure we'll have to hear about it from those dumbass religious leaders over there for just a little longer. it doesn't matter though, the damage has already been done. we have already instilled it into the youngest generation of women over there and as they grow older and show more and more titty, they will raise more and more children who show titty and ass. i think it is genius and i'm proud of whoever thought to send barbie dolls to saudi arabia. it was a great day indeed.

i hope this answered your question, jessica. thank you.

you know, today is 9/11. the two year anniversary of the twin tower attack. i'm gonna say something right now that needs to be said.......

now, it was a tragic event indeed, but have you ever thought of the loyalty to a purpose that those bombers had. they came over here and studied and planned that shit for two or three years and then had the balls to do it. you've gotta respect that a little.

i doubt any americans are as committed to a purpose as much as those guys were.

now, i'm not saying they're heroes or anything. i'm just saying that maybe we're not doing something right, if almost all of the world hates us to the point that they will drive a plane into a building on purpose.

i think my brother is flying to new orleans tonight for a few days. we were talking about it being the anniversary of 9/11.......anyway....
we worked out a plan in case his plane is hijacked and he's gonna take their guns away and shoot all those motherfuckers and then crash land the plane into the ocean. of course, we will rescue him first before the sharks start feeding......... he's scared of sharks, too.

we're supposed to play golf this morning, but he' being a pussy and shit.

got a little joe walsh jammin' in the background.

nothing like a little walsh at 6:30. try it sometime. i fucking dare you.

well, i'm gonna go post a movie review on mac's site. it's been over a month and i'm starting to feel guilty.

have a decent day,

scott