fuck man shit.

shit man fuck.

shit man and fuck man.

i am shitman and fuckman.

no i'm not.

okay then.



good afternoon fools...

i see you have been busy at it today on my guestbook, while i was out working for the community and shit. that is good, students. you are entitled to one large pizza.

if i get two larges pizzas, i always get thin crust on the first pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese, and on the second pizza, i get a thin crust hamburger and onion motherfucker, yeah.

(fifteen minutes later)

i have been called a male chauvinist pig more times than i can count.

it might be because one of my favorite jokes is:

"Do you know why women wear make-up and perfume?"

because they're ugly and they stink.


no, that's not it.

i admit that i find men to be a little superior to women, but why is that such a bad thing?

it's the truth.....come on, shit man fuck.

women are smaller
women are slower
women are weaker
women are shorter
1 week a month women are utterly and profoundly seperated from common sense
women are more insecure with their bodies
women are more materialistic

now, if any of you can honestly disagree with any of those statements, you need to leave right now and get the fuck off my website because you are an irrational idiot who should never be heard or read. period, the end.

that reminds me of something else that's been bothering me about you fucking leeches.

i try to read the guestbook everyday when i'm home, and lately i've been noticing some of you motherfuckers are stealing my way of writing and using my fucking phases and shit and i'm fucking tired of it.

people are using my . "period, the end." deal. you cocksuckers take the time to rip me on my own fucking "GUEST" book, and then you don't even have the decency to use your own words and shit. you have to use my words to fucking communicate because you are tards. it is sad really,..... and i'm fucking embarrassed for you.

not really, i was just kidding.

i love it and it flatters me.


..................................

king bignoggan will address the question of kevin ripley.

all rise, the honorable and wise king bignoggan will speak now.

"kevin, i felt obliged to address your question because it is obvious you took a long time to write it. probably way too long, as a matter of fact. anyway, first off, you said i'm known for my coolness and not necessarily calmness.

that is ridiculous. i'm the most calm motherfucker in this bitch.

secondly, if you think mcclure is calm, then you just haven't been around him enough.

i don't really have a thirdly. oh well.

i think you're question had to do something with the texas music scene and the oklahoma red dirt scene or something. and why it's hard to get anything going on musically in parts of oklahoma and why there's a plethora of places in texas to hear original music.

not to point out the obvious, but texas is a lot bigger than oklahoma ever thought about being.

you could literally put oklahoma out in west texas somewhere and no one would ever notice.

i think there is more people in dallas/fort worth than in all of oklahoma.

and one more reason, is.......

willie fucking nelson was born and lives in texas. word yo.

over and out.

you may all sit back down, the honorable king bignoggan has spoken.

.....................


i'm a big city boy, but i've noticed a few things about smalltown people in all of my travels through podunk towns in texas and oklahoma and i thought i'd share them with you on this post.

they like to drink and fuck.

sounds like good people to me, i guess.

however, a lot of times it seems like in smalltowns everyone has fucked everyone at least once. there's nothing else to do but fuck everyone in your town. sometimes it takes a lifetime.

well, i won't be posting anything for a couple of days. i'm gonna be at the wormy dog in okc tomorrow and i'm looking forward to seeing kevmo and the gang. we can't help but have a good time. word word double word score.
call bar for details.

and then i'll be at "the Game" in wichita, ks on friday. call bar for details.

this was a good post.

i think,

scott