wow,

i see there are some cattle out there who can't help but excrete their opinions on my guestbook.
"MOOOOOOO, MOOOOOO"
can you hear them? they're getting restless.

shannon the twinmom has made some very serious accusations concerning me, and i felt i needed to address them on this post. first of all, she has stated that i'm jealous of toby keith's "fame, fortune, and talent" and that is why i feel the need to go on and on about him.

now, she may have a point about the fame and fortune, but TALENT! you have got to be kidding me. the word talent and toby keith should never be used in the same sentence. i'm really not even jealous of his fame and fortune either. all i really wanna do is be a writer and that's it. i have no desire to perform, i only do that to have my songs and ideas heard because no publishing companies are ready for the truth just yet. as far as fortune goes, i wouldn't mind having my own two bedroom lakehouse and possibly a golf club membership, but that is the extent of my desire of fortune. and the fame......shit......i'm as famous right now as i ever wanna be. i already have panic attacks going into movies for fear somebody's gonna ask me what i think about shit and i sit by the wall closest to the exit for easy access to the parking lot.

she also alluded to the probability that i may not have grown up yet. she got me on that one. i take pride in the fact that i haven't grown up yet. i'm 33 years old going on 14 and that's the way i like it. so there, you motherfucking bitch ass ho bag. stay the fuck off my guestbook. if it is bothering you so much, why the fuck do you keep reading my thoughts? i guess i'm causing some kind of rubbernecker effect with my posts and people, no matter how much they hate them, cannot help but read them every single fucking day. i've tried to explain this to you sloths already, but i'll try once again........
my website is not for everyone and if you are easily offended or a fan of toby keith, kenny chesney, carrot top, or professional wrestling you probably won't enjoy reading my thoughts. it blows my mind that someone takes the time to sign my personal guestbook with that slanderous shit. why don't you go to my egroup and post things like that? that is what it is there for. or better yet, start your own anti-scottcopeland egroup and see who gives a fuck.

i was trying not to let this bother me too much, but goddamn, motherfucker, cocksucking shit ass fuckface suckjob.

....fuck this shit.....

okay, i feel a little better now. no wait....

fuck, shit, goddamn, pussy bitch, cunt ass ho bag.

okay. i think that did it.

i can hear them out there now. "MOOOOOOOO, MOOOOOO".

well, tomorrow is the first day of dove season and my brother and i are going camping tonight with some good friends. i've never been hunting and i don't know if i really wanna go, but they said there will be beer there. i probably won't shoot anything. not because i'm some kind of animal rights activist, but because it just looks kinda stupid to me. getting all dressed up in cammo and waiting in the bushes for birds to fly by doesn't sound that fun. sitting around campfires drinking beer however, sounds pretty goddamn fun to me.
speaking of the animal rights thing, it reminds me of something that my great friend todd tolbert used to say. he said, "if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat."....that shit cracks me up.

well, i've gotta start getting ready. they're picking me up in about an hour and i still need to unload the p.a. gear out of the car from last night. that's gonna suck, but it has to be done.

and i also wanted to thank michelle for pointing out my misspellings on my previous post. it's good to know that i have to be on my toes around here. i felt really bad about the "mame" misspelling, but the 'vicatin" one is not even in the dictionary. that is how i check my spellings. i don't use the spell check because i feel like that is cheating and i also learn new words with a dictionary. i highly recommend dictionaries to everyone. they are a wonderful thing. and to shane, otherwise known as lacyseeker, bob dylan never did a gap commercial. one of his songs was used, but that's different. okay then.

and for the scott copeland poll that was done.......
i have several disco albums. i like to clean house to the bee gees and to kc and the sunshine band. so there.

whatever,

scott