how's my little starving readers doing?

i just got back yesterday from my cruise which was awesome. i'd tell you more about it, but i don't really feel like it. it's none of your goddamn business anyway.

well, my birthday was last thursday and i turned 33. i can't fucking believe that. if i was in the NFL, i would be considered old and past my prime. luckily, i'm not in the NFL. i'm a struggling songwriter and part-time movie critic and screenwriter at the beginning of his career. word.

what else?

how 'bout them cowboys?

i watched them in an exhibition game and i predict they will go 9-7. that is of course, if jerry jones will keep his incest committing, jock sniffing, backwoods sodomizing hands out of it. at least he's finally realized that he knows nothing about winning football games and hired a good football coach. hopefully he'll leave all the decision making to the tuna and he'll stay in his luxury box getting more facelifts and hair transplants. fucking asshole....

i thought i'd talk about this phenomenon going on lately that is "queer eye for the straight guy". is it just me or is this gay thing going just a little too far lately? i think i liked it better when they were encouraged to stay in the closet. have we forgotten that they like to buttfuck each other? call me crazy....but that bothers me a little. i hope i'm not sounding too homophobic or anti gay rights or something, but again....they like buttfucking each other. now, i realize that every woman has a gay man that she loves and is best friends with, but that is for one simple reason.........gay men are women. they love shopping, clothes, non-stop talking, musicals, and of course, getting fucked by men.
now i'm not opposed to gay rights, but is it necessary for them to get married. isn't that just encouraging more people to be gay? there are more gay people today than ever before and if that trend continues the human race is in danger. let's not lose sight of the fact that buttfucking does not cause pregnancy. if everyone was gay then the human race would last exactly one generation because....duh....they can't reproduce. again, call me crazy.....it's just an opinion.

i'm listening to some charlie rich right now. one of the most underrated singer songwriters of all-time. "after you get rid of me, who will your next fool be".. word charlie. i know what you mean bro.

i would also like to mention that michelle lynchesky emailed me and told me to check out a website that would make me laugh my ass off, guaranteed. and i'll be damned if she wasn't right. it's at www.tardblog.com. check it out. also, i want to thank shane brooks for the spiderman journal and pencils and shit. very thoughtful. i owe you one.

well i'm getting bored. i think i might go do some weedeating and come back in and fix some sloppy joes. word yo.

i'll probably be back on tomorrow. until then.......

sex, drugs, and rock and roll,


scott