holy shit,

ask and ye shall receive......

and to think that my dad always told me that bitching gets you nowhere.....ha ha dad. proved you wrong once again.

well, now that i have my own egroup, i guess i should let everyone know what i expect. because i am president and founder of scottcopeland enterprises.....first off, anything goes. there is no such thing as foul language on a scottcopeland egroup. fuck, shit, goddamn, pussy, cunt, dick, bitch, bastard, asshole, buttlick, nutsack, and terdknocker are all acceptable forms of communication and are not only allowed, but encouraged to be used. and for any of you who have something negative to say about yours truly, bring it on. i can take it. there's nothing anyone can say about me that hasn't been said before. however, usually behind my back. you know who you are you cowardly motherfuckers. alright then.

i see that mac has thrown his proverbial hat in the ring and brought up the notion that i may be gay. i can assure you all that i'm not homosexual. i am, however, willing to learn. i think if i was in prison for any extended period of time, say 3 years, i may consider becoming bisexual. only until i was released, of course....

and i also noticed that my cousin kristy bishop couldn't resist opening her piehole and spewing her nonsense all over my guestbook. i know you don't want to go head to head with me, girl. you'll end up crying for your mommy just like you always did........if you think it was so much fun and you want your own website, then do it. i doubt however, anyone wants to know what a fucking elementary school teacher in wichita falls, tx thinks. so please go back to drinking yourself stupid and ruining adolescents' lives with every passing school day. and please whatever you do, don't try and get a hold of me when i'm in wichita falls so you can get in free because you drank up all your monthly teaching salary at some shitkicker bar. and since you say i haven't had a job in six years, i have a question for you. who of all the grandchildren has borrowed the most money from pappy and grandmother? ...... if your guess was kristy bishop, the school teacher from wichita falls, then you would be correct. tell her what she's won johnny.

"well scott, she's won a big bag of shit. congratulations kristy"

man, that was kinda fun. i was just kidding kristy. please don't run off and cry like a little baby like you used to. you know i had to respond to your bullshit accusations. if you can't hang with the big boys, don't show up.

oh yeah, and you fucked up my joke. the joke is "what do you call a musician without a girlfriend?"

homeless.

i just called my brother and he was getting pulled over by the cops and he has a warrant out. that's gotta suck. i would say that "i'm the only hell my momma's ever raised", but my momma raised two hell raisin' sum bitches. if i don't watch out, he's gonna surpass my copeland record of being locked up. that total stands at 8. i think this is his fifth time. very respectable.

well, i guess that is about all i have for today. i wanted to thank michelle for starting the egroup and also everyone who has joined. i hope it starts some decent conversation and none of this bullshit i've read on other egroups. i don't have time for that ridiculous childish shit.

well maybe i do.

we just saw it from a different point of view.


tangled up in blue,

scott