good morning,

it's sunday and i forgot to go to church again. that's something like 918 times in a row i've forgotten. oh well, i'll get 'em next time.

i see that the egroup membership is slowly growing and i think once we reach 100 MEMBERS, we'll have a meeting and discuss phase 1 of the world takeover. it is called "OPERATION FUCK IT". everyone has a part, so be prepared.

i'm going to see mcclure and cody canada here in a few hours over at the texas theatre in waxahachie. very cool place. i think the gig is at 1 o'clock. what kind of shit is that? i'm not usually done puking by then. oh well, i'll have to start drinking now, i guess. fuck, my back hurts....

i saw that movie "Open Range" with kevin costner and robert duvall last night. it was alright, i guess. i generally hate costner unless the movie is about golf or baseball. it was kinda hard to swallow him as a old west gunslinger who falls in love with annette bening at the end. what a twist of an ending for costner..... go do another spot on "The View" you pussy. robert duvall really stretched himself in his role as "Boss Steadman". a wise older cattleman that likes poetry and giving speeches...... that sounds familiar...i don't how he just keeps changing and changing with these demanding roles. i wonder how much money he took for all the research he had to do for that part. anyway, don't go see it........ever.

i was reading a little bit on mac's egroup earlier and something came to me. have you seen the picture of him and cody canada on there? it looks like they're about to kiss each other.......and he says i'm gay.
here's what they're thinking in that picture:

(Mac) "I really loved producing "purple", you long-haired hunk of man. please kiss me in front of all these people and confess your love over the microphone."

(Cody) "Okay, let's both get divorces and marry each other. we can live in the studio and make records and make out while we're doing it. this is gonna be awesome."

it's really only funny if you know the picture i'm talking about. check it out. you have to join mike mcclure's egroup to see it though. mac scratches my back, i scratch his.........i haven't cut my fingernails in a long time though.

well speaking of mac, i need to call him to get me some tickets for this deal. twenty dollars to get in. shit, what do they think i am, rich or something? goddamn. it's good to have rock stars for friends. hell yeah.

gotta go.

that's right,

scott