good morning folks,

it's early saturday morning. 8:30, i think. i don't usually get up this early on saturdays, but this poison ivy shit is acting up. i went and got a shot yesterday and it's making me feel kinda weird. i had a dream that i turned into a fish.......

i appreciate you guys emailing me and signing the guestbook. that's very thoughtful of you. keep it up and i won't have to have you whacked. all it takes is a phone call. know this.

got some beatles playing in the background. "if you want it , here it is, come and get it" word. or how about "i'd like to be under the sea, in a octupus's garden in the shade"?....... i wonder if they were doing any drugs when they wrote that one......i wish i had about half of what they were getting. yeah, the beatles stash. i'd probably write a couple of albums a day with that shiznit. my favorite beatle is john. followed by george, paul and then ringo. i read 'The lives of John Lennon' one time. he once called a meeting because he said he had some important news for the rest of the band. it was near the end of their run. anyway, his news was that he was Jesus Christ. Aaahh, the powers of LSD.

fucking michael jackson owns all the publishing rights to the beatles songs. if that's not fucking pathetic, i don't know what is. then he sold "Revolution" to fucking NIKE. i'm not sure about this, but i'm pretty sure that's not what they had in mind when they wrote it. fucking NIKE commercials. why was john lennon assasinated and michael jackson still walks the earth? Stevie Ray Vaughan dies in a helicopter crash and Jon Bon Jovi is still making records........why God, why? i want some answers.

well, i'll be at the Bronx Zoo tonight. i've never played there before. i'm kinda nervous about it. i know they have The Bronx Zoo Bikini Contest on Sunday nights. i'm pretty sure i can't compete with that, nor would i want to. i've got gas right now.....

(twenty minutes later)

i feel better now.

my top five favorite rock bands of all-time:

1. The Rolling Stones
2. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
3. The Beatles
4. AC/DC
5. The Band

did i already put that list on here before? i don't know. it's worth repeating if i did, so fuck it.

lately, there has been some talk of gay marriages. george bush and the pope have come out against it and i thought i'd let you in on my view. i think we should allow lesbians to get married, but not gay dudes. there should be a one penis maximum per marriage. as bill hicks would say, "that may sound to some of you like a double standard". you poor misguided fools.

i went into the dollar store yesterday and did some shopping. i needed a new spiral notebook and some pens . i've filled up my other spirals. i'm a spiral notebook type dude. i got this bad ass "incredible hulk" spiral which i've already started babbling in. anyway, i bought this pack of mechanical pencils and took it to the counter and they said that those cost a $1.49. i said, "your sign says everything's a dollar". "yeah, we know, but not everything." i laid down a five dollar bill and walked the fuck out. keep the change you false advertising motherfuckers. i'll be doing my incredible hulk spiral notebook shopping elsewhere from now on.

i just finished reading, "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and other Observations" by Al Franken. very enjoyable read. it's kinda old, but still highly entertaining. i found it at Thrift Town for 99 cents.

well, i guess i'll holler at you fools later. i'm gonna go try and kill off another day.

keep it real, dig your deal, and don't be dick,

scott