good morning fellow losers,

i just got up and am getting ready to pack up some shit for my cruise. it will probably take me about five minutes.....

it has already taken my girlfriend, ferrell, 47 hours and 15 minutes and counting to pack, and i'm feeling a little worried that i might not be able to get all my tee shirts and underwear together and shit.

i think i can do it. i think i can, i think i can, i think i can.

see how i'm brainwashing myself.

it's really all just bullshit though because most of the time i think, "Fuck it, i'm tired".

alright then,

i'm really excited to go on the cruise for real dough.
how can i not have a good time on a cruise?

well, let me tell you my friends......... it's because i fucking create misery everywhere i go and am doomed to be fucking miserable for the rest of my natural existence.

here is a list of "MY TOP TWO MOST HATED THINGS OF ALL TIME".

1. being bothered
2. people

do you know what i'm saying. of course you do you sad motherfuckers, who have to read somebody's elses thoughts online because their own life is a pathetic fucking joke..........

wow, dude.

okay, what else.

a lot of people have asked me lately, "what do you do during the day?"

i have put some thought to this, and i decided to draw up an itinerary for you.

here is "A TYPICAL DAY IN SCOTT COPELAND'S LIFE"

9:30 AM Wake up and check and see if I've seen
"The Practice" episode coming on at ten.

9:31 AM Go back to sleep (if I've already seen the rerun.)

9:59 AM Wake up again (only in case I fell back asleep accidentally)

10:00 AM - 11:00 AM watch "The Practice" (continue sleeping if i've already seen it.)

11:01 - 2:00 work

(work consists of "posting thoughts", "strumming guitar" or "meditation time".)

2:00 - 3:30 feeding time

3:31 - 7:00 television surfing

7:01 - mentally prepare for gig (if i have one. otherwise, continue watching t.v. until i fall asleep.)

the end.

well what else. i posted my first movie review on mac's new site. i'm nervous about it though because i spent about 30 minutes working on it and i haven't stayed that focused on something for a long time. i think i'm gonna do about one a month or so because that is all the concentration i can give on my "part-time movie critic" job.
my "best songwriter in fort worth that nobody's ever fucking ever heard of job" is taking up about 20 hours a week. and of course, there's my "movie i'm working on" project, which takes up about 2 hours a month........... so i'm really booked up for a while. i don't want to be adding too much work to my already busy schedule.

at least i'm going on a cruise for my vacation starting in about 30 minutes. that will give me time to relax.

i hope you all will do well without hearing from me for an entire week. i know how important "Scott's thoughts" are to you people. but you're just gonna have to deal with it.

well, i'll let you guys go. me and my baby gotta get down to the boat and start in on some strawberry margaritas. word yo.

"i lose, lose, lose, but i'll just keep on tryin',
Just like Gilligan tryin' to get off that island"

jump back and kiss yourself,


scott