good morning bastards,

not much going on here. i'm fixin' to get ready to go to the ol' raz on the braz deal. it should be a fun time..........
i don't how it can't, i'll be there.

well, the rangers won last night on a game winning two run single by hank blalock in the bottom of the ninth against the new york yankees in the house that ruth built. that's my boy. i dig the shit out of michael young two. i would go to war with those motherfuckers.

as for the rest of those suck jobs, they can kiss my ass.

well, maybe not Arod.

i wish they would let me talk to them before a game one time. i'm a great motivational speaker. much like my college football coach.

i think my pregame speech would go something like this:

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(in the voice of my college football coach)

"i guess you pathetic excuses of fucking oxygen expect me to be proud of you bastards because you won one game in yankee stadium. well fuck you.

fuck you, you dead last place motherfuckers. one of the highest fucking payrolls in the majors and you're dead fucking last. i hope you're fucking proud of yourself.

and for you, chan ho, you can get the fuck out of here right now or i will wipe the floor with your fathead......i mean it motherfucker.

and for the ones in this room who have the audacity to call themselves major league pitchers.......fuck you.

and for you too, tom hicks. you no baseball sense having motherfucker. fuck you.

and for you juan gone gonzales, what is hurt now, pussy boy? if your dumbass is gonna block our trade, is it possible that you will at least honor your contract and quit faking injuries? fuck you too.

in closing,

i want you all to sit here and think about how fucking pathetic you are until game time.

and then, i want you to go out there and fucking play baseball for millions of dollars like you feel fortunate to be doing so. i'm sick and tired of watching you guys fucking stink up this place. and finally, if you guys don't bring a world series back to arlington, texas in the next three years, i want you all to kill yourselves because you are disgraces to all things baseball.

except blalock and young and i guess you too, arod. you guys kick ass.

the rest of you suck and never forget it.


scene out..........


that was pretty good dude. i hope you enjoyed it as much as i did.

well, i need to take a shower and pack my toothbrush.

and maybe a change of underwear.

okay fine,

scott