and darkness washed over the dude.....

my back is absolutely killing me these days. if any of you are chiropracters and would like to lend your services to me for some free cd's and shirts, please let me know. i keep waking up with this knot in the middle of my back and it takes half of the fucking morning to be able to breathe properly. it sucks ass......

so what can we chat about today?

i go to see my probation officer today. he's actually a pretty cool guy. i'll be glad when it's over though. it's a pain. it's like they think i'm a criminal or something. luckily, i'm only on probation for five years....shit, i'll be 37 years old by then.

oh my god, i saw that toby keith, willie nelson video the other day, "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses".......i definitely would nominate that for the stupidest video of all-time, as well as stupidest song. well, maybe not song. toby's got a few others that top that. what the hell was willie thinking? he must just be too nice a guy to say no to somebody.......if you haven't seen the video, toby keith plays a cop looking for a serial killer and willie is some kind of retired texas ranger or something. it is really sad. poor willie.... i'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt because he owed the irs 27 million dollars. he probably had to do the song and the video to pay off some of his tax bill. toby, on the other hand, has no excuse. he wrote the song and probably thought up the hideous video concept and should take full responsibility for it's flagrant insult to all things artistic and intelligent....

other than watching preachers on t.v., nothing can rile me up more than watching cmt for an hour or so. goddamnit.... the rascal flatts...are you fucking kidding me with that shit? they are the gayest looking band i've ever seen.....here's another thing....

i'm getting sick and fucking tired of country lead singers who don't play an instrument. mick jagger is the only lead singer i allow to not play. that fucking rascal flatts dude needs to take about an hour a day away from applying his hair gel and learn a few fucking chords. i also saw kenny chesney on "back where i come from". he was playing at the tennessee football stadium and it was fucking sold out. i'm really starting to get discouraged here. he strapped on a guitar for one song which he played for about 30 seconds and then i noticed it wasn't even plugged in. country music today is a fucking joke. kenny chesney, tim mcgraw, toby keith, the rascal flatts, chris cagle.....the list goes on and on. what am i missing here? is it too much to ask that we have some real country music stars that ride their lawn mowers into town to get more whiskey because their woman hid their keys. i don't think it's too much to ask that your country music stars have served a least a few days in jail. george jones, merle haggard, waylon, johnny cash...that's who i wanna row with. that would be a great fight to watch on pay per view... george, merle, waylon, johnny vs. kenny, tim mcgraw, toby, and chris cagle in a death cage match. i know who my money would be on.

okay enough of that shit....it's just making me more bitter just thinking about it.....

if there ever comes a day when they let me do a video, i promise they'll never let me do one again. word.

well, i've got to wind this one down. the practice on coming on. if you guys are really lucky, i might post another rant on here after i get back from probation. don't count on it though. okay then.

walk like an egyptian,

scott