okay, i'm sorry everyone.

mike mcclure asked me to do monthly reviews on his site at www.mikemccluremusic.com and his webguy, will, sent me the info to do it and i mistakenly posted it on my site. i'm a fucking idiot like that. i think i have it figured out now. please disregard that last post. you can read those on his site under "BIGNOGGAN" or something like that.

anyway, i just got back from a private party on lake texoma in pottsboro. i'm sunburned and sore and my back is killing me. i need a beer already.....
if any of you are interested in hiring me to play your private party, i guarantee you it will be the best party you've ever thrown, and you and all your friends can talk about when you met me and how i got so drunk and passed out in your yard right after trying to fight everyone and then i woke up in the middle of the night and stole all the booze in the house i could find........good times.

what else has happened?...

what about my boy, hank blalock? game winning bomb in the bottom of the eighth to win the all-star game. he's gonna be a stud. we can keep him on the rangers for a couple of more years and then we can trade him for two or even three shitty players and two other shitty bush leaguers to be named later. that is our style.

also in the sports world, kobe bryant is being charged with rape.......that's great. could be another episode on judge bignoggan.

(judge bignoggan) "mr. bryant, what is your plea?"

(kobe bryant) "not guilty, your honor."

(judge bignoggan) "sorry, i find you guilty and sentence you to never play basketball again unless you are on the mavericks. court dismissed."

well, just this last thursday at the wreck room happy hour, some dude started ripping on me because i was talking about my favorite presidents and shit and how much i love bill clinton and he had the audacity to say that i "was uninformed" and that i should not talk about things that i don't know about. what a fucking asshole! me, uninformed? i think not. he then went on to say, "dance monkey, dance". he's so lucky that i'm on probation or i would have danced my fat ass right on his face. i want to thank everyone there for being on my side and running him out of there before i had a panic attack.

my birthday is coming up in august on the 14th and if any of you want to get me something, i am in need of a van, a new set of titleist dci irons, and fat sacks of cash. please email me for my mailing address.

well, i'm sorry for the fuck up on the previous post. i'm a computer retard. i can barely check my own email but i was a bad ass at "frogger" and "pitfall". you know this.

oh by the way. i thought i would give you all some of my beliefs on certain controversial issues, so you can all know where i stand and we can communicate freely and openly.

i'm an anti-bigfoot, anti-loch ness monster, pro-aliens, pro-death penalty, pro-choice, pro-euthanasia, democrat. i also believe in one God who probably doesn't care about us as much as we might think. He definitely doesn't care about touchdowns and home runs, so i wish these athletes would quit thanking him everytime they get their mugs on camera. i know i may probably piss some of you off and if you have any dissenting opinions, you can always discuss them with me personally on emails. i'm open to your close-minded views.

alright then. have a good week.

stay hard,

scott