okay, aren't you guys the lucky ones? you get two posts from me in one single day. i'm throwing some scraps down from my table to you starving little dogs.

i'm just trying to see if i know what i'm doing on this thing to be honest. the last one went through and i'm gonna try another one to make sure it's working now. i've lost so many fucking posts on here that i'm about to lose my mind or what little i have left of it.

the british open is on this week and i'm getting excited. it is one of my favorite sporting events to watch. i just filled in my entry into the espn fantasy open game and i'm sure i'm going to win. i really feel like ernie els is gonna win but i couldn't afford him with the money you get. my team consists of padraig harrington, thomas bjorn, scott verplank, and justin rose. that team kicks major balls. i like the open because it comes on at 6:00 a.m. and i can get up about 8 and watch the last two or three hours each day. then i have the rest of the day to do cool shit, which is what i usually do otherwise.

there was recently an interesting trial held here in my beautiful hometown of fort worth that received a lot of national coverage. apparently, this woman hit a homeless man with her car and left him in her windshield for three days as he bled to death in her garage. she was, however, thoughtful enough to wrap him in a rug and dump his rotting corpse off at the local park. because homeless people are people, too.......
i can't remember this woman's name but for these purposes i'm going to call her fat bitch... anyway, fat bitch's defense was that she had smoked some marijuana and took ecstacy before and therefore could not be held completely responsible for her actions.......do we really need a trial on this one? i wish i was the judge on that case. yeah dude, i could have my own daytime show called "judge bignoggan".

it would be like.........

(judge bignoggan) "fat bitch, what do you plea?"

(fat bitch) "not guilty, your honor."

(judge bignoggan) "sorry, i find you guilty of crimes against humanity and
sentence you to a public stoning to be seen here live
tomorrow in downtown fort worth on my show in
which i will be hurling baseball sized flint rocks at
your fat head until you are dead, dead, dead,. word.
court dismissed."

that would be awesome, dude........

you gotta have dreams.....

i guess that is all i'll be posting today. i hope all of you are having a wonderful week. i'm going to go sit on the porch and drink a beer and spit.

righteous,

scott