hey guys,

i just wanted to apologize for repeating myself in the last two posts. i have a very good reason, though. i have lost several posts in the past few weeks and i was pretty sure i had lost the one before last, so what i've been doing when i lose them is just jot down the basics of what i can remember. in this case, my notebook said, " i hate reba mccintire, and college football career sucked ass at OSU". so anyway, that is why it came up again. i hope you don't think that i'm forgetting what i post from one day to the next or that i take the time to proofread all my posts either because that is just not the case. all i do is sit down and start typing. again, i apologize. hopefully it won't happen again.

well, i've spent the afternoon piddling around. i just got back from taking my good pal andy pate's p.a. equipment back to his house. i can't tell you how much andy pate has helped me out in the past couple of years. he's been a great friend and is one of the most thoughtful friends i've ever had........then i went to fred's and had a chicken fried steak and a couple of sweet teas to wash it down. it's all a part of my new diet plan.

anyway, i do apologize for the repeats, but i really don't think it hurt any of you too bad. if you don't like it, then you can start your own fucking website and post your own damn thoughts and see if anyone gives a shit. it's hard to be so original all the time. the pressure is unbearable sometimes. as a matter a fact, i'm going to have to go drink a beer right now to relieve some of my stress. maybe two or three.

you guys take it easy. i'm going to go watch Jeopardy. it's kid week and i usually kick ass on kid week. those stupid little nerdy bastards can't hang with me after a few beers. and alex trebec can kiss my hairy fat ass. he thinks he's so damn smart when he has the answers right there in front of him. "ooh sorry, you didn't phrase the answer in the form of a question." oh, i'm sorry alex. let me try again. "what is eat a bag of shit you canadian bastard". i love it after the first break when they come back and interview all those dorks on there. "so eugene, tell us about when you sang kareoke at your chess club reunion". shut up geeks. I'll take scott copeland kicks balls for two thousand...... i would like to see them interview me on there. "so it says here scott, that you once smoked an ounce of hydro through a bong and you thought you were invisible for two days". yes i did alex....... i would like country music whores for a thousand please........the answer, "i sold out and did dr. pepper commercials and have cried on national t.v. during interviews on oprah and barbara walters and batted .156 for some minor league baseball team like the girl that i am".

"who is garth brooks. i mean chris gaines....i mean garth brooks". you are correct scott, pick another category.

"i'll take presidents for two hundred".......

answer: I'm quite possibly the stupidest president of all-time.... "who is george bush".... correct again scott.

well, i'll let you go for today. i'll probably be back tomorrow for another installment of "Scott's Thoughts".
Until then, don't let 'em get you down.

i'm gonna go reach down between my legs and ease the seat back,

scott