howdy ya'll,

say that with a real hick accent and shit. like "Howdy Ya'll". you know what i'm saying.

so what's up? not much going on in my world right now. i just finished a new song today which absolutely kicks that ass all over the place. ya'll probably wouldn't know anything about that though. i'll have to play if for you sometime at a gig and all of you will probably look back at me with blank looks on your faces and say, "hey, play that one song about the might as well get stoned thing in it and shit, that song kicks ass dude"..........and i'll be like okay but you have to give me a twenty dollar bill and buy my t-shirts and cd's and shit......and you'll be like "never mind..... i only got ten bucks and i need that for drinking money and shit".

it's alright though because i'm going to record it and slip it into your subconscious and you'll be singing all the words to it on your way to work where you'll read my thoughts on the internet as you sit at your desk and wish you were playing golf with me and then you'll wonder if that was the song i was talking about that you were singing all the words to and i'll never tell you because i am the one that is plotting my giant brainwashing scheme to take over the world and form a new form of religion that includes me living on the lake and cooking out a lot and laying in my houseboat that is tied to the dock which is sitting directly on top of a giant school of sand bass which i will catch and eat at will and then i will go to my mailbox which is about a mile away and i will get to it riding horseback and then everything in my mailbox is going to be a gigantic check made out to me, no better yet, everything is going to be in cash. yeah cash..............

Cause you gotta have goals.

also, i forgot to mention earlier that the best razor on the market right now is hands down Mach 3 turbo. if anyone from gillete is reading this right now, i would be happy to endorse your product for the low low low price of 3 million dollars. i already have the commercial in mind too so you won't have to waste any money on some bullshit advertising firm. they are all evil people and do not care about your artform like i do. a fellow artist. think about it and get back with me.

well, i guess i better go. i'm off to stephenville tomorrow and i hope a decent crowd shows up. school's out so it will probably suck balls but that's okay. i'm not gonna let anyone get me down.

song quote:

"cause you're the best around. nobody's gonna get you down"

karate kid.

i'll be seeing you in the real world,

cool then,

scott