hey peeps. what's up and shit?

okay then...

here's a list of a few of my all-time favorite random things. and don't act like you don't want to know what they are either cuz we both know that's bullshit. alright? okay fine......

also this is in case anyone that is reading this works for any of the following companies and would like me to endorse them for big fat sacks of cash. however, these are the only ones that i will endorse because i believe that they are are doing truly artistic work and are not in it for the money. cool.....

cigarettes - camel lights in a box
snuff - copenhagen fine cut
beer - bud lights
liquor - jaeggermeister
golf balls - titleist pro VI
soft drink - welch's sparkling fruit punch soda
candy bar - payday
pizza chain - papa john's
fast food chain - taco casa
chips - pringles cheezums
dessert - root beer floats (has to be bluebell homemade ice cream and A&W root beer)
shampoo - suave for men
toothpaste - crest regular flavor
guitar strings - elixir medium
automobiles - Winnebago
maps - Rand Mcinally
tires - Goodyear
satellite company - dish network
cell phones - cingular
peanut butter - Peter Pan Extra Crunchy
hangover medicine - 2 BC powders stirred into a fierce grape Gatorade

well, that's all i can think of right now. i'll let you know if more come to mind. i know how important it is.

i just finished watching the practice on FX again. it was a good one.....
i don't know what i'm going to do the rest of the day though. i think i may go play golf.....or maybe i'll go outside and throw a racquetball up against the house. no wait, i don't have a racquetball. i guess i could throw a basketball, but that wouldn't be as fun now would it?

i'm sorry i haven't posted in a while but i've been kind of busy...... yeah, that's a good one. i've been busy.

my brother is trying out for the Texas State Open Golf tourney on June 16 at Tierra Verde. he asked me to caddy for him. i told him i would but shouldn't he be able to be the best golfer in his family before he does some crazy shit like that. i figure if i help enough i should be able to keep him under 90.

oh by the way, i saw "Bruce Almighty". it suck major buttcheese.

can i tell you something i can't stand? okay, i think i will.

adults who go to disney movies without children.

what kind of shit is that? that is one of the good parts about being adults. we can go to violent, foul-mouthed movies with nudity in them. most of the disney movies insult my intelligence anyway. like pocahontas. please......
they seemed to leave out the part where john smith or whatever his name is, takes pocahontas back home and sells her on the black market. i guess that didn't go to well with their love story theme or something. whatever.

well, i guess i'll go chip some golf balls out in the yard. i may even tee some up and smash them into the trinity river. that's always fun...

hey, my friend damon tope just called and we're going to play golf at his country club. so i'll write on this fucking thing at a later date. peace.

be cool.....

dj scizzy funkmaster of the funky funkhouse gang