whazzzup in the hizzouse and shiznit?

i've had a few people ask me what my opinion is on the Annika Sorenstam deal and i haven't really thought about it too much, but i thought i'd try to express my view on the sizznubject.......
are you ready? okay then.

why is the vast majority of the LPGA tour all dikes? i want to know the answer to that badly. it would be really weird if like 80 percent of the PGA were gay dudes. what is up with that? i think we need to figure out the answer to that question before we start pondering any further questions.......i realize annika is married, but come on dude. we all know what's up.

has anyone ever noticed that no women play golf professionally that have really large breasts? I'm talking like d cups and bigger. i believe their ratings would skyrocket if there were some. you know what i'm saying? word.

anyway, this is the first year i haven't been to the Colonial in a while and i'm kind of disappointed. all of my free badges i usually get are being used now because everyone wants to see annika. i think that sucks and therefore she should never be allowed to play again and furthermore she should have to give me a written apology signed and framed and twelve dozen titleist pro VI golf balls all signed by her and used somewhere on the colonial golf course and she should have to sign and give me the driver she used to tee off on her first tee shot and she needs to give me the nametag worn by her caddie and of course it should be signed, by her and her caddie. then i will be on her side and say it was a great spectacle and good for all golf and sport in general. but that's never gonna happen so i hope she shoots a fucking 87 today. bitch.

well, recently my schedule has been altered. i will be playing at the wreck room every thursday now from 7-9. yesterday was fun and i had a great time bullshitting with chance, tonya, wink, mary, skillet, brian and michelle, and of course carl. i hope some of you will come out when you get a chance. well i better let you go. i need to email my webdude some dates and shit and get packed. my girlfriend ferrell and i are going to amarillo today because her oldest son, andrew, is graduating tomorrow from high school and he will be moving back in here with us as of sunday. he better not try and drink my beer and shit. that is punishable by death or maming.

i saw this sign at a mavs game the other day that said "KISS MY NASH". i think we should have one that says, "SUCK MY DIRK". that would be cool.

peace from the beast of east of greece,


scott