well alrighty then,
i've had a pretty relaxing week up to this point. done a whole lot of nothing. i've listened to a shitload of cds and watched several movies. let me tell you something i hate. when people tell me,"I wish i could sleep as long as i wanted and watch tv all day. it must be nice."
okay first off, anyone can sleep as long as they want. it's just that they spend most of their time going to a job they despise to work with people they despise that they would never hang around otherwise. secondly, they wouldn't make it two weeks doing what i do. Okay? FINE.
here's another thing i can't stand. when people say something incredibly stupid and tell me, "hey, you should write a song about that!"
Listen up. i'll decide what i write a song about, okay?....OKAY. i'm glad we got that worked out.

while i'm on the subject, i think i'll just mention a few more things i hate. this will be my hate post.

i hate teachers who bitch about not getting paid enough money and have bumper stickers on their cars that say,"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER". now, i guess a 3 month vacation as well as two weeks off for christmas, a week for spring break and fall break, a four day thanksgiving and easter weekend, fat stock show day, and ten paid sick days and ten personal days is not enough to motivate these sloths. before i go any further, i would like to let all of you know that both of my parents are teachers so i'm in no way being biased here. our public school system is a joke and everyone knows it. now why is that?.... i submit it's because our teachers have absolutely no balls whatsoever and cannot control a classroom anymore and do as little as they possibly can. "IF YOU CAN READ THIS THANK A TEACHER" Please! are you kidding me? oh jeez, let me thank you for taking a couple of hours out of your day to teach 20 to 25 first and second graders the alphabet. i hope it didn't take too much out of you. let's double your salary and give you half of the fucking year off. how about you take some pride in your chosen field and do the job WE pay you for and quit your bitching. i'm sure mom and dad are gonna love that. it was for you.

what else do i hate? oh yeah, preachers.

preachers who drive around in lexuses and play golf at the country club whose only concern it is to raise money to build a bigger church so they can get a bigger salary and live in a bigger house that the church pays for. why is that all preachers say that they were "called" to be preach the word? why do you never hear anyone say that they were called to be mailmen, or construction workers, or dishwashers? right away, they put themselves higher than the rest of us because God Himself called them. they are gigantic egomaniacs period. maybe it wasn't God calling them but their gigantic egos talking really loud. there's nothing i can do to get my hatred pumping more than by turning on christian television and watching Benny Hinn, Jimmy Swaggart, and Jerry Falwell begging for money while they check the time on their rolex fucking watches on their fat little gold ring wearing hands. oh yeah, i'm starting to feel it. then they look over at their fat wives who are wearing so much makeup they look like a rodeo clown and ask them to lead a prayer and start crying so that their makeup runs down their face and they look like a wax statue that's melting. i love it when benny hinn does his healing bit. "there's someone out there who has a bad back named joe and another woman who is battling alcoholism named sue. you are healed". yeah whatever dude. i tell you what, benny, why don't you heal someone that has aids or blind or something you fucking fraud? a bad back and alcoholism, that's a good one. if there is any justice, one day we will all get to pee on those fakes. they'd probably like it though.

now i'm not saying that all preachers are bad or that all teachers are bad. let's just say more than half. i hope i didn't offend anyone but God told me to get my own website and start spreading the word. WORD.

well i guess i better save some of my hate points for later. i've gotta have something to talk about later on down the road. i'm going to the Mike Mcclure Band tonight at Tree's in Dallas. a very cool place and i'm anxious to see mac's new deal. i've heard it's rockin' balls, but i'll be the judge of that.

until next time, take it cheesy, greasy, and sleezy,


scott