well, it's a wednesday night and i just got finished watching the Rangers lose to the Angels again, and it reminds me why my life has been so fucked up. i have been a die hard ranger fan since i can remember and after three games i can already tell how much we suck. i have tortured myself year after year watching these overpaid, non-hustling, pathetic excuses for ballplayers completely stink up the joint and it finally dawned on me why i do it. i enjoy hearing myself scream at the t.v and radio and cuss every last one of those money hungry whores for 162 games. It kinda makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. This year i can already tell that Chan the Ho Park is gonna be the focal point of my cursing concerns. We paid that no fastball having, 8 walks a game throwing, batting practice pitching when he's not beaning batters with an 0-2 count fucking basket case 13 million dollars a year for five years. Tom Hicks should be hung by his scrotum and beaten like a pinata for that genius decision. How someone can have that much money and be so incredibly stupid is beyond me. 52 million dollars. Are you fucking kidding me? He couldn't pitch for Navarro Junior College and he's our number one starter for Christ's sakes. Hopefully, someone will rope a line drive back at him at about 200 miles an hour and hit him in his oversized cranium and permanently retard what little brain it holds. oh what a joyous day that would be. No, i'm just kidding, that would be too drastic. Just a torn rotator cuff will work just fine.
anyway, i hate to bore all of you with my Rangers talk but that is all that is on my mind right now. I'm hoping to go to at least 15 or 20 games again this year and drink beer and scream at umpires and boo chan the ho. if any of you go, then listen for me. i'll be the loud obnoxious drunk.
okay then.

whatever,


scott