If you’re a Jeopardy champion, chances are we won’t meet at a party.

When I was a kid I was terrified of devil worshippers and then I saw
Jimmy Swaggart and Benny Hinn. I have declared my undecided.

They said that God created everything in 6 days and rested on the 7th,
but that one day to God may be a million years to us. So I am treating
the next million years as the Sabbath day and am not going to work.